barbtarbox

touch my butt and buy me pizza

Fak

You can decorate absence however you want- but you’re still gonna feel what’s missing.

—Siobhan Vivian, Same Difference (via larmoyante)

(via wetpoetry)

Srsly just tell me to fuck off

I think my head’s about to explode

neonneptune:

“Time is a created thing. To say ‘I don’t have time,’ is like saying, ‘I don’t want to.”
-Lao Tzu

neonneptune:

“Time is a created thing. To say ‘I don’t have time,’ is like saying, ‘I don’t want to.”
-Lao Tzu

(via foldspacebendtime)

Perks of 2nd job: I work with a bunch of Mexicans and a huge gay black dude from Panama, I get to eat gourmet food whenever I want, I get to get drunk on the job, I get free goodies like bubbles and chocolates, and I talk to happy drunk people the whole time. I fucking love this.

thehausucat:

Why would anyone want to imitate The Purge in real life? Why not choose a better movie, like Space Jam?

(via butseks)

unclefather:

girls, don’t ever let a man tell u ya vagina is ugly or unworthy of his mouth and tongue. men can’t say shit when they got that lumpy vienna sausage with hair on it and two long eggs wrapped up in some loose skin. ya vagina is beautiful and if a man wanna talk shit he can go slap his balls up against someone elses asshole. 

(via rathuman)

Your lips are like wine, and I want to get drunk.

—William Shakespeare  (via ieao)

(Source: calellon, via rathuman)